The Residents of Chateau Petrogasm Pose in Celebration of 100 Wine Reviews!
Photo taken at the First Annual “Shuck and Suck” (of Oysters), hosted by TSS.
Well underway with almost 30 reviews beneath our belts, we have begun to add some new features to the site. The Petro-Poll section (accessible from the “Navigate the Château” links on the left) allows our readers to sound their melodious voices on issues that matter most to you! Don’t be shy; declare yourself!
More important and interesting than the Petro-Poll, however, is another alternative wine review site: The Red Wine Haiku Review. Lane Steinberg has come up with an acute method of conveying the impression of wines. Some reviews are intentionally serious:
25)Marquis Phillips Shiraz (Australia) 2002
A velvet hammer
The blood of an animal
Many of them are downright hilarious:
266) A Mano Primitivo 2005 (Italy)Fresh as a daisyI mean Daisy, the stripperSweet, racy, & loud
247) Masi Classico Amarone 1979 (Italy)Riding a stallionThrough a harvest at full speed
Check it out!